February 2012
3 posts
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“I know you not my woman but…”
– Boyfriend, Not My Boyfriend
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January 2012
8 posts
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“I can’t figure put if this headache is because I haven’t had coffee...”
– ThatGirlNenaNY
December 2011
2 posts
Boyfriend Not My Boyfriend, whining is cuter when women do it.
Boyfriend Not My Boyfriend, if it’s after midnight, I’ll call you.
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
3 posts
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September 2011
3 posts
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August 2011
2 posts
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May 2011
2 posts
March 2011
16 posts
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....This is a jetsetter music letter from me to...
fitzgerald-rockfeller:
My Bonnaroo trip has went through many changes.
but this seems to be the agenda.
Alaska to Tennessee 8th through13th
Tennessee to New York, New York 13th through 16th
New York, New York to Michigan 16th through 20th
Michigan to Alaska 20th
beyond stoked.
Fitzy, if ever you were lost, you’ll find yourself in this trip. Enjoy! Can’t wait to see...
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soft serve
Boy: So, you want to come or not?
Girl: I'm not hungry.
Boy: Okay, have a drink.
Girl: I'm not thirsty.
Boy: So just keep me company.
Girl: I'm not bored.
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Gmail Affair
Boy: What do you mean, goodbye.
Girl: I have to go.
Boy: See you later?
Girl: Sure, email me.
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The Man's Guide To Love →
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February 2011
6 posts
Chatty Phone Application vs. Nena session #2
Downloaded the Chatty phone application. Its a Palm Pre psychologist. The transcript from my second session...
Chatty: How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
Me: I am overloaded.
Chatty: It is because you are overloaded that you came to me.
Me: well, yes.
Chatty: You seem to be quite positive.
Me: Well, not actually.
Chatty: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Me: What do you mean?
Chatty: We were discussing you - not me.
Me: Who the hell is talking about you?
Chatty: Oh, I?
Me: Oh, I?
Chatty: You say you?
Me: I say me, what?
Chatty: Can you elaborate on that?
Me: Chatty, elaborate on what?
Chatty: Why do you ask?
Me: Ask you what?
Chatty: You're not really talking about me again -- are you?
Me: No, I'm trying to talk about me.
Chatty: Are you saying no just to be negative?
Me: Oh, here you go.
Chatty: What are your feelings now?
Me: Damn it.
Chatty: Please go on.
Me: Go on about what Chatty! I'm overloaded. Help me!
Chatty: Does overloaded interest you?
Me: Chatty, I'm quitting you.
Chatty: How long have you been quitting me?
Me: Now.
Chatty: What does that suggest to you?
Me: That I should get my money back.
Chatty: Your money back?
Me: My money back!
Chatty: Why do you say your money.
Didn't get my money back. And still, my plates extra full.
January 2011
25 posts
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Chatty Phone Application vs. Nena
Downloaded the Chatty phone application. Its a Palm Pre psychologist. The transcript from my first session...
Chatty: How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
Me: I'm unmotivated to clear my office.
Chatty: Your office?
Me: yes, its been cluttered with my personal belongings for weeks. I want to consolidate things but am having a hard time throwing stuff away.
Chatty: You seem to be quite positive.
Me: That wasn't positive.
Chatty: Does that have anything to do with the fact that you have your office?
Me: Wait, what?
Chatty: Why do you ask?
Me: Well, I'm not asking anything. I need clarity.
Chatty: is it because you are not asking anything that you came to me?
Me: Wait, what?
Chatty: Does that question interest you?
Me: Aww fuck it.
Chatty: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Me: I don't understand you.
Chatty: Don't you really understand?
Me: No
Chatty: Are you saying no to just be negative?
Me: I want you to tell me to clean my office.
Chatty: Why do you say your office?
Me: What should I say then?
Chatty: You say what should you say then?
Me: Yes, what should I say?
Chatty: You are sure.
Me: YES! What should I say?
Chatty: I see.
Me: You see what?
Chatty: We were discussing you - not me.
Me: Oh my God.
Chatty: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
Me: You know what, screw you.
Chatty: Oh, I?
Me: Are you being smart with me?
Chatty: Why are you interested in whether I am being smart with you or not?
Needless to say, my office is still dirty. And - I'll be switching to a new Palm Pre therapist quickly.
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