January 2011
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Chatty Phone Application vs. Nena
Downloaded the Chatty phone application. Its a Palm Pre psychologist. The transcript from my first session...
Chatty: How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
Me: I'm unmotivated to clear my office.
Chatty: Your office?
Me: yes, its been cluttered with my personal belongings for weeks. I want to consolidate things but am having a hard time throwing stuff away.
Chatty: You seem to be quite positive.
Me: That wasn't positive.
Chatty: Does that have anything to do with the fact that you have your office?
Me: Wait, what?
Chatty: Why do you ask?
Me: Well, I'm not asking anything. I need clarity.
Chatty: is it because you are not asking anything that you came to me?
Me: Wait, what?
Chatty: Does that question interest you?
Me: Aww fuck it.
Chatty: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Me: I don't understand you.
Chatty: Don't you really understand?
Me: No
Chatty: Are you saying no to just be negative?
Me: I want you to tell me to clean my office.
Chatty: Why do you say your office?
Me: What should I say then?
Chatty: You say what should you say then?
Me: Yes, what should I say?
Chatty: You are sure.
Me: YES! What should I say?
Chatty: I see.
Me: You see what?
Chatty: We were discussing you - not me.
Me: Oh my God.
Chatty: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
Me: You know what, screw you.
Chatty: Oh, I?
Me: Are you being smart with me?
Chatty: Why are you interested in whether I am being smart with you or not?
Needless to say, my office is still dirty. And - I'll be switching to a new Palm Pre therapist quickly.
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Traps
Boyfriend, Not My Boyfriend: Nena, are you working out to trap music?
Nena: What about my working out is a trap?
Boyfriend, Not My Boyfriend: -_-
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@cjayconrod
-a funny little exercise where i take followers tweets and elaborate into a tiny little poem. you can’t sue me. its open domain!
“Twitter doesn’t have to be as basic as you’re making it.”
…the retweets, the shoutouts, we all now that you’re faking it. if you really knew the people you shout out you would be texting it maybe you should stop it now before we all...
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@Myk_Dyaleks
-a funky little exercise where i take followers tweets and elaborate into a tiny little poem. you can’t sue me. its open domain!
“Sore back, cold toes, pisstivity. Warm bed, no sound, zzzzzzzzzz”
…hunger pains, bare feet, open fridge, no eggs, snowed in, zzzzzzzzzz
Watch“I don’t want to be good, average, okay, nice. I want to be great…and that’s what makes me into the giant I am.”
Stalley - Lincoln Way Nights (Intelligent Trunk Music) Coming soon…
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punctuation
Boy: When's your period?
Girl: I don't know.
Boy: You don't have the app for that?
Girl: I don't have an iPhone.
Boy: -_-
