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Downloaded the Chatty phone application. Its a Palm Pre psychologist. The transcript from my first session...
Chatty:How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
Me:I'm unmotivated to clear my office.
Chatty:Your office?
Me:yes, its been cluttered with my personal belongings for weeks. I want to consolidate things but am having a hard time throwing stuff away.
Chatty:You seem to be quite positive.
Me:That wasn't positive.
Chatty:Does that have anything to do with the fact that you have your office?
Me:Wait, what?
Chatty:Why do you ask?
Me:Well, I'm not asking anything. I need clarity.
Chatty:is it because you are not asking anything that you came to me?
Me:Wait, what?
Chatty:Does that question interest you?
Me:Aww fuck it.
Chatty:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Me:I don't understand you.
Chatty:Don't you really understand?
Me:No
Chatty:Are you saying no to just be negative?
Me:I want you to tell me to clean my office.
Chatty:Why do you say your office?
Me:What should I say then?
Chatty:You say what should you say then?
Me:Yes, what should I say?
Chatty:You are sure.
Me:YES! What should I say?
Chatty:I see.
Me:You see what?
Chatty:We were discussing you - not me.
Me:Oh my God.
Chatty:Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
Me:You know what, screw you.
Chatty:Oh, I?
Me:Are you being smart with me?
Chatty:Why are you interested in whether I am being smart with you or not?
Needless to say, my office is still dirty. And - I'll be switching to a new Palm Pre therapist quickly.
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grandtheftnegro said:
cant wait for episode two..
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