12:47 pm, thatgirlnena
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Chatty Phone Application vs. Nena session #2

Downloaded the Chatty phone application. Its a Palm Pre psychologist. The transcript from my second session...
Chatty:How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
Me:I am overloaded.
Chatty:It is because you are overloaded that you came to me.
Me:well, yes.
Chatty:You seem to be quite positive.
Me:Well, not actually.
Chatty:I'm not sure I understand you fully.
Me:What do you mean?
Chatty:We were discussing you - not me.
Me:Who the hell is talking about you?
Chatty:Oh, I?
Me:Oh, I?
Chatty:You say you?
Me:I say me, what?
Chatty:Can you elaborate on that?
Me:Chatty, elaborate on what?
Chatty:Why do you ask?
Me:Ask you what?
Chatty:You're not really talking about me again -- are you?
Me:No, I'm trying to talk about me.
Chatty:Are you saying no just to be negative?
Me:Oh, here you go.
Chatty:What are your feelings now?
Me:Damn it.
Chatty:Please go on.
Me:Go on about what Chatty! I'm overloaded. Help me!
Chatty:Does overloaded interest you?
Me:Chatty, I'm quitting you.
Chatty:How long have you been quitting me?
Me:Now.
Chatty:What does that suggest to you?
Me:That I should get my money back.
Chatty:Your money back?
Me:My money back!
Chatty:Why do you say your money.
Didn't get my money back. And still, my plates extra full.

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