No questions asked. No answers needed.
My Bonnaroo trip has went through many changes.
but this seems to be the agenda.
Alaska to Tennessee 8th through13th
Tennessee to New York, New York 13th through 16th
New York, New York to Michigan 16th through 20th
Michigan to Alaska 20th
beyond stoked.
Fitzy, if ever you were lost, you’ll find yourself in this trip. Enjoy! Can’t wait to see you.
(Source: bbe-slug)
Dear Future Husband,
I bet you’re working your ass off for our cars, house and puppies. I just wanted you to know, I appreciate you.
I appreciate the way you rise in the morning when you much prefer to sleep in. I know your pillow is twice as comfortable and all the more pleasant then that hard chair you have to sit in every day. And you know what, I hate your boss for not ordering you a new one. Since I know you’re sore I’ll keep the oils warm and my palms ready to smooth out the back ache. Its the least that I could do.
Do you see this smile?
I appreciate the way you notice that I got my hair trimmed and that I tried a new shade of red on my toes. I love red and you showed me with a trip to my favorite make up counter. Do you care about the color? No, I know you don’t. But you care about what I care about and baby thats beautiful. You’re beautiful.
Do you see this smile?
I appreciate the way you make those small boston baked bean runs right before the football game. You do this without my asking. You just seem to know this will keep me still and on the couch long enough for you to explain the game. As I eat my boston baked beans I enjoy listening to you explain how the ref made a “whack ass call.” I know you wish I just understood the game. Yet I don’t and you’re still patient as you speak through the all important instant replay.
Do you see this smile?
Future Husband, you just need to know that your every move and motivation is clear to me. I’m going to love and support your endeavors as you grow into being the man you know you want to be. I appreciate you allowing me to create and manifest with you.
Before I go though I just want you to know, I’m not taking out the damn trash so stop letting it pile up.
Love you Boo.
Dear Future Husband,
I was thinking of putting together a playlist for you. You know, that playlist. Flirty Girl Fitness is having such an awesome sale right now. I can go to Chicago and take the classes. That might be totally unnecessary though considering the vast amount of tutorials on youtube. Would you like this? That package comes with pink furry handcuffs. I’m a little modest so we’ll leave out the dollar bills. My only request is we avoid the baby oil. They don’t mix with poles. Thanks for that compromise. The playlist you ask? Sure.
Future Husband’s Flirty Girl Mix:
Cee Lo Green ft Goodie Mob - Night Train
The Chakakas - Jungle Fever
Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment
Van Hunt - Seconds of Pleasure
Ciara ft. Ludacris - Ride
Ying Yang Twins - Whisper Song
The Dream - Falsetto
Akon ft Snoop Dog - I Wanna Fuck You
Usher - Daddy’s Home
Trey Songz - Neighbors Know My Name
I could go on but I don’t think we’ll make it past the fourth song…
Love you Boo.